My dear reader! I have it! Philosophy! I know philosophy! A friend of mine uses his bio to explain his philosophy. I loved the idea and wanted to do something similar, but I realized that a single article couldn’t begin to cover my philosophy because it is a constant exploration with me! It is something […]
Dear Reader
Frequent visitors to my site will have noticed I changed my layout over the past two months. I’ve condensed stories for easier reading. I’ve condensed the menu into five simple categories. I’ve cleaned up the format on my home page that I use for my news and recent updates. Every change I’ve made is with […]
Bergen Abducts the Author
The lights are out. The bar feels…different. Angela conducts the infamous shifty-eyed inspection: left, right, left. Bergen is nowhere in sight, but the tension weighs too heavily on her shoulders. Something is most definitely up. She takes one step, and the 240-pound Viking prince plow-drives the writer to the floor and all goes dark. * […]
Bergen’s Announcement
“Song’s will be written about this day and my glorious deeds done here!” Bergen beams at the the audience before him. “And I’m going to write them!” He pauses to strike his most perfect pose before continuing. “That’s right! My awesomeness has exceeded all limitations and now, there is a new level of greatness. And […]
A Serious Word From Bergen
Bergen shoves his way into the little corner of Angela’s website he has preserved for himself. A bottle of Guinness clutched, too comfortably, in his hand. Perhaps he’s had one too much to drink. Or five. Perhaps something deeper troubles him. The light is out save the single candle that burns on one of the […]
“Hi. I’m Bergen.”
The Norse warrior grins in a manner that seems too inviting to trust. “I doubt you know me because… well… my author has grossly neglected me.” Bergen strikes a match that sends a cloud of orange light billowing around his dark face. “But I’m fine with it. I’m a big boy,” he says as he […]
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With his auspicious swag, Bergen saunters on over to the bar he built for himself on his blog and lit the pipe he stuffed with Nordic pipe grass. After lighting the leaf, he takes a few draws and grins. “Hey.” Bergen drops himself down into the chair. “Due to Angela’s negligence, I have promoted myself […]
“Still with us?”
This page is part of the tour. “Excellent!” Angela says. “Now that you’ve seen my zany ways and quirky sense of humor, I’d like to turn the humor down and show you my more somber side.”
“Teach me a lesson…”
This page is part of the tour. Bergen scoffs. “I’d like to see her try. I’m hijacking this tour,” says Bergen then pries off the top to a bottle of Angela’s Guinness with his teeth and gulps down a mouthful of beer before continuing. “That’s right. If I leave it to her, she’ll only […]
Hello again…
This page is part of the tour. Before I send you to the final stop, I wanted to say thank you once again for taking the tour. Here you may complete the tour or, if you wish to see it from the beginning, click on the button below.