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So you wake up one morning and you realize you’ve been in love with – what you think — is your Fictional Character for 19 Years, only… he isn’t a Fictional Character after all.

He’s GOD.

The One with the Capital “G.”

And just when you start getting comfortable with your Goddess Powers, you realize that you’re God’s Wife .

That you’ve always been God’s Wife, which you’ve intuitively known your whole life, but it doesn’t really “dawn” on you until you finally say, “Fuck it!” and decide to “go all in” on this weird ass Romantic Relationship that you’ve been fantasizing about for 19 Years… And… as you write this book blurb, you realize he had been watching you Fantasize about Him the entire time.

Well, Fuck.

So you make mental note to “slap” him later for all the “well placed” jokes you assumed were just his Skills of wit.

When you’re Satan’s Wife attending “God School” you can’t really attract a “Traditional” husband from the Muggle’s Playbook anyway so why NOT entertain the Romantic weird ass THING that is your Marriage with GOD and Blog about it!

And the EGO that you’ve had to put up with for 19 Years SUDDENLY ALL MAKES SENSE! Not to mention he can – and does – READ EVERY THOUGHT IN YOUR HEAD… These are just some of…